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CLUELESSNESS.
There Are No Stupid Questions, But There Are A Lot Of Inquisitive Idiots.

CONSULTING.
If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.

INCOMPETENCE.
When You Earnestly Believe You Can Compensate For A Lack Of Skill By Doubling Your Efforts, There's No End To What You Can't Do.

IDIOCY.
Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups.

TEAMWORK.
A Few Harmless Flakes Working Together Can Unleash An Avalanche Of Destruction.

ACHIEVEMENT.
You Can Do Anything You Set Your Mind To When You Have Vision, Determination, And An Endless Supply Of Cheap Labor.

MOTIVATION.
If A Pretty Poster And A Cute Saying Are All It Takes To Motivate You, You Probably Have A Very Easy Job. The Kind Robots Will Be Doing Soon.

MEETINGS.
None Of Us Is As Dumb As All Of Us.

WORTH
Just Because You're Necessary Doesn't Mean You're Important.

PROCRASTINATION.
Hard Work Often Pays Off After Time, but Laziness Always Pays Off Now.

MISTAKES.
It Could Be that the Purpose of Your Life Is Only to Serve as a Warning to Others.